A few days ago, one of my ex-students msn me out of the blue and asked:

Boy: CHER! YOU KNOW 10 DIFF WAYS ON HOW TO USE A PEN?

Me: Hmm.. I also dunno. I very stupid one.

Boy: O. IC. THEN BB.

Well, its not exactly the first time I couldn’t answer questions fired by the kids. There was once, a P1 girl keep asking me how to spell the animal with the long long neck. I wasn’t too sure how many r, f and e are there so I just pretend I cannot hear.

But this qns quite interesting! 10 diff ways to use a pen. Its actually their journal topic sia.. hmm, I think think think until my coconut head almost crack and I came up with 5!!

Other than writing and drawing,

1. use it as a gift!
2. use it to help you insert a 2 pin plug into the socket.
3. bundle 10 pens together n double it as a dildo!
4. collect them n use as missiles from your pencil box. v interesting to play with esp when u finish your exam early!
5. 笔仙！woohoo! Dun we just love playing with the pen spirit during our skool days?!

:) I deserve a pat on my back.

*pat*

p.s. kids! If any of you happen to be reading cher’s blog, Pls don’t quote what I say! They are absolute rubbish and all wrong! DON’T write that in your journal!

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